I want to change my name, my face, my life and my world. I need to find out how do I cancel my facebook account. We had our annual Christmas party last week. A good time was had by all. I had a better time than most. I was not so brilliant to pick my drink of choice coffee brandy and milk. Everyone gets tired around Christmas time. I was exhausted. So I continued to drink more and more until I became a wide-a-wake drunk. I told everyone at the party exactly what I thought of them. I even spilled the news about the affair that was going on in the office. I guess she won’t confide in my anymore. I hung all over the mail boy. I hope he was over sixteen. It was that bad. The only good thing I did was take a cab home. Well, my boss put me in a cab and sent me home. The reason I need to cancel my Facebook account is that too many lovely pictures of me dancing on the tables are out there for the Facebook world to see.